2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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