doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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