His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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