he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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