craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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