That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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