Dual....:-)
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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