i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
