For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Someone signed my nipple.
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