My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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