I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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