i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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