Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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