I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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