Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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