Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
What a dumb baby whore.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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