I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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