Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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