I bet he comes in French.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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