I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize