If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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