CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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