That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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