I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It's Friday. Sex?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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