Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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