Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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