just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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