i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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