Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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