You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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