You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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