Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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