it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Shame is for Republicans.
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