I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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