He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just high enough for therapy.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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