why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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