Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
