Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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