We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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