How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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