I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I am available for nakedness
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