Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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