Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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