You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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