S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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