what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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