Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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