After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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