playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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