So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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