Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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