Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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