sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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