I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
zippers are such a cool invention
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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